I had a cheeseburger, french fries, a Heineken, and this deep friend pastry dessert for dinner tonight. It was a goodbye dinner for my housemate Anna, who is leaving New York to tap dance and sing in a Christmas show in Ohio. I just unbuttoned my jeans so I can type more comfortably. I have just aroused at least 3 out of the 6 people that read this.Yes, I have now tallied the numbers.1.My stalker2.A lady from Texas 3.My mom4.Sheila (my pet tampon and the current president of my fan club) 5.My second grade teacher and 6. Fellow comic Dave Rubin.I am truly amazing.