I just watched Thelma and Louise for the first time. It was on AMC. Except I got a phone call that I had to take 15 minutes before it was over, and since my basic cable package doesn’t allow me to pause live television, I don’t know how it ends. Do they get to Mexico? Does Louise end up with the dude who gave her the ring? Does Brad Pitt come back for another scene where he just rolls around naked in the 66 hundred dollars? Are they both convicted and end up electrocuted? These are questions that remain unanswered. I was thinking to myself the other day, “I need a vacation” but then I stopped and realized that I don’t have a full time job, but rather have about 4 part-time jobs with only about 2 of them paying me. So do I need a vacation from doing comedy and theatre, the daycare, or from writing? Or, when I say vacation do I really mean a 5-minute massage from one of those guys in Times Square with those chairs that have that big head hole in them? I guess that’s kind of like a vacation if you don’t get out much, or are in need of human contact.