Tuesday, December 21, 2004
Just say poop
I am already starting to feel anxiety about it.
I am really good at making babies laugh.
I rock at making babies laugh.
A little peek-a-boo, some exaggerated facial expression, some tickling, those guys eat me up with a spoon.
But I can’t play peek-a-boo, and tickle monster with a crowd of grown children.
I mean I could, but I would probably get locked up.
I went through every “joke” I have ever written and I am convinced that none of them will go over well with an audience of 100% 8-11 year olds.
Come to think of it, I haven't been around an 8-11 year old since the early 90's.
How does one make a 10 year old laugh?
I don’t know.
I asked some fellow comedians for advice.
They told me to just say poop a lot. That kids like potty humor. “Say poop a lot, that’s a funny word.”
I feel that my career has reached an ultimate high.