Tuesday, December 07, 2004
My friend took a shower with her clothes on yesterday
When asked why she did this she replied,
“I had to do laundry and I had to shower. I didn’t have time to do both.”
Let me break it down for you.
She needed to wash a white button down top for work and take a shower. She didn’t have time to do both. So, logically, she soaked the shirt in detergent, put in on, and hopped in the shower.
At first I thought this behavior was absurd and I looked upon her actions with the same judgmental glare as anyone who washes their clothes and themselves separately would. Yet now, after having pondered this for awhile, I have a mere, one word, reaction, “Brilliant!”
Human Spin Cycle Incorporated
Think about it: woman shows up at man’s abode, she dresses in man’s dirty clothes, and they both enjoy a clean, time-saving shower. Society would never be the same. Millions of men across the nation would not only be showering, but doing their own laundry.
And the roles could reverse themselves if need be. Soon, Human Spin Cycle Incorporated would branch off into sub companies of other activities that can get in done while we shower like, washing vegetables, watering plants, doing dishes etc.
That’s as far as I can take this on my limited hours of sleep.