thisisnotreallyablogforreal

I am currently looking into buying a video camera. Yet, the last time I went to take out money from the bank, the woman behind the desk patted me on head, told me take care of myself, and charitably gave me her half eaten sandwich. So, I don’t think I should be making any large purchases soon. My apologies to those who have written about the current status of, “Passover that Whip Cream,” (my first homemade, culturally Jewish themed porn) I have been shooting it with a friend’s borrowed camera, but now I have all these mini, unwatched, unconvertible DVC’s waiting to be edited. I love reading the e-mails I’ve gotten from my articles on collegehumor.com. If I have not responded to you yet, it’s because I think you’re a scary freak. Just kidding. Stop crying. Put the scissors down. I love you. I always have. I still have a bunch I need to answer, so just calm down and pour yourself a glass of wine. (Except if you’re the 14 year old who keeps sending me Haikus. You are a freak, and alcohol would only augment your troubles. And don’t write Haikus unless you know how. It’s 5,7,5 dude. Here’s a link that I think might help you out. Read it, and then maybe I’ll open your next e-mail.)I’m going to Boston this weekend. (That last line may seem random, but I like to give stalkers general information. It makes it more fun for everyone.)