thisisnotreallyablogforreal
Tuesday, July 12, 2005
Yesterday at the grocery store
I ran into a guy I was casually dating a little while ago. Regardless of how things end, you should always want to look GOOD when you see a former kinda,-sorta-exclusive companion again, at least I do. I guess that’s why it was so super duper fun running into this guy. We made eye contact in the toilet paper aisle. I was on my way home from the gym with a box of tampons in one hand, and large jar of Tostitos® brand Salsa Con Queso in the other.
body odor +
+ 
= HOT!
I’m sure he was thinking, “Damn, should have never let that one go!”
In other news, I have discovered I am able to eat an entire jar of Salsa Con queso in one sitting. I think I’m going to write a letter to Tostitos suggesting smaller snack size jars.
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body odor +
+ = HOT!I’m sure he was thinking, “Damn, should have never let that one go!”
In other news, I have discovered I am able to eat an entire jar of Salsa Con queso in one sitting. I think I’m going to write a letter to Tostitos suggesting smaller snack size jars.
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