thisisnotreallyablogforreal

What do I do now when I can't sleep?
Play my Pac-Man plug & play that I won at Liam's Comedy Benefit raffle.

I felt silly winning a prize at a hurricane benefit, but I'm totally bonding with my plug n play! I was bad at Pac-Man when I was a kid (like 45 seconds), and I'm still terrible. I find the game extremely stressful and chaotic, and I'm not a video game person, but every time I watch the crap that's on TV when I can't sleep (or any other time for that matter) a part of my soul shrivels up and dies, so this is better.

And

My friend Derek is an amazing singer and musician and his band is on tour and playing in NYC this Thursday. I know people are always like, "go see my friend's band they rock" and then you go and it's a bunch of guys playing [name of lame band] cover songs who think they're [name of cool band]. But, this is not the case here. His band IS good; really talented guys and really fun to watch.
They're playing at 8pm at the living room

And

Thanks to a party involving sushi/sake/wine/beer and more sake, there's this:



because everyone's always saying,
"why aren't there more pictures of Jewish girls wearing leashes on the internet?!"