Thursday, October 06, 2005
To the shady "modeling scout" I chatted with outside of the Times Square Internet Café,
Hi there! It’s me, Mindy. Mindy Raf. Remember me? I was the girl with the, "hot new look." Remember? I was the one with the ideal ‘body line’ for petite print modeling and runway work. Well, I just wanted to write and let you know how flattered I am that you think I’m "the next new thing" and also to let you know that, YES I wanna be a model! Whoo hoo!
I have to admit, at first I was a little reticent about spending six hundred dollars on your "resident photographer" and then forking over another five hundred dollars to have my image published on a poorly designed webpage, but if you really think that I’ve "got a unique look" and will "book tons of gigs with those dimples," then I say, let’s do it!’
This may surprise you, but I’d never really thought of myself as a runway model until you brought it up. I had no idea that "short, curvy women" were "breaking new ground" in the fashion world. Anyway, attached to this letter is all the information you requested. My name, address, bra size, social security number, my ATM password, the two hundred dollar cash start up fee, two blank checks, and three contrasting pictures of me in "summer/night-time attire."
I am so pumped! I’ve been living in New York for almost three years; I can’t believe it’s taken this long to get discovered. Well, I’m gonna go call my mom with the good news. I’ll see you tomorrow night at your photo studio/apartment.
Mindy ‘soon to be SO famous’ Raf