thisisnotreallyablogforreal

One of them was from a girl who actually took the time to e-mail me in defense of doggie yoga. I’m serious. Then she went on to tell me that my writing is really, “narrow minded and mean” and that I probably don’t have “a lot of friends who aren’t bitchy.”

Amazing.

The other one was from a guy propositioning me to “come to Oklahoma and have random sex with me, just no good ole no strings, stranger, hot wild sex and then we can both go on with our lives.”

Amazing.

Now, I’ve addressed this before, but maybe some people got confused. I DON’T meet up with guys who proposition me for sex via e-mail. Sorry, but I think the whole “your blog is funny. I'm coming to NYC. Let’s hang out and have sex” thing is really shady.

And as for me coming to you, well I don’t even like traveling beyond my apartment to have random, no strings, stranger, hot wild sex, so there’s no way I’m heading out of town.

Oh, and in regards to the girl who e-mailed me asking me about cuddleparty.com,
yes, it's a real website. I wish I made it up. So scary.