thisisnotreallyablogforreal

First off, let me just say that you’re a great roommate. Also, I just did the dishes, bought toilet paper, and swiffered the living room floor.

Okay, so I think it’s really awesome that you’ve started seeing someone. He seems like a really nice guy. It’s also super awesome that he gives you chocolates and candy a lot. He’s a keeper!

So, remember last night when I said, “Oh no Christy, you’re gonna have to hide that 3 tiered box of gourmet Mrs. Field’s chocolates because if you don’t I’m going t eat them all!” And you said, “Oh Mindy, don’t be silly, help yourself.” And I said, “Okay, maybe Il try a couple.” and then you went to bed?



Well, they’re gone. They’re all gone.

I didn’t mean to finish them, but the diagram on the back of box was all wrong. It showed that the peanut butter filled ones were square with three ridges and the almond coconut ones were round with two ridges, but when I went to bite into the peanut butter filled one it was filled with caramel! It was sooo frustrating.

So, as you can imagine, I had to go through a lot of pieces before finding the peanut butter filled one and by that time it was no longer a quick indulgence, but rather a mission. I was determined not only to find the peanut butter, but to guess which chocolate I held in my hand according to the diagram.

Mindy’s Mind: Almond Butter Toffee
Mindy’s Mouth: Milk Chocolate Truffle

Mindy’s Mind: Pecan Caramel
Mindy’s Mouth: Vanilla cream

Mindy’s Mind: Rasberry Walnut
Mindy’s Mouth: Cashew Cluster

This went on for 40 more pieces until I was face to face with a mountain of sweet smelling crinkled paper. I’m so sorry, but it’s not my fault the chocolate making people don’t make those diagrams more user friendly.

Sorry again.

Looking forwards to Valentine’s Day,

~Mindy