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Wednesday, March 29, 2006

Old News/New Column

Banged by a Birthright Employee

To: XXX@XXXX.org

Subject: Banged by a Birthright Employee

Dear Taglit-birthright Israel head person,

Shalom!

My name is Mindy Raf and I recently applied to go on one of your Israel birthright trips this summer. Having never been to Israel before, I can’t tell how excited I am for this trip! However, this is not my reason for writing you today.

I’m writing regarding one of your employees, [Really Common Jewish Name.] I don’t know if you’re aware of this, but [RCJN] has gone above and beyond his recruiting duties this year, and I think he should be commended. Whatever you guys are doing over to train your employees, keep it up. It’s working like a charm.

I was under the impression that your employees work out of an office. That’s why I was so touched when [RCJN] flew all the way to New York City for a personal sales visit. He got me drunk off sake . . . continue reading
posted by Mindy at 1:45 PM

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