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I found while browsing through the SkyMall catalogue last night on my way back to New York that you should buy for me if you have enough money in the bank to buy unnecessary, but totally awesome, things from the SkyMall catalogue.

1. Portable Ice Maker: $399
It makes 30 pounds of ice. I need it!

2. Digital Cash Counter: $299
Is it ironic when you don't have enough cash to buy the cash counter?
(I think this would be the appropriate time to insert the heinous expression Comedy Gold!)

3. Warwick Solar Resin Fountain: $249








I think this speaks for itself.












4. Alive Chimpanzee: $149.95
It’s a robot, but it looks like a monkey and I need it!

5. Radar Golf System: $349.95
I’m sure someone I know plays golf and would love this as a gift.

6.Lord of the Rings Collector’s Chess Set: $495
I’ve never seen the movies and I don’t play chess, but I need this!

7.Voice Activated R2-D2: $119.95
I need this too! I'm a Star Wars freak. I get dressed up in one of my many sexy Lea outfits and watch all the movies by myself at home while surfing on-line Star Wars chat rooms. (Okay, I’ve never seen any of the Star Wars movies all the way through, but I’m sure someone I know has and would love this as a gift).

8. “Basho, the Sumo Wrestler” Sculpture: $98.95



I really want this.



No joke.



My birthday’s June 9th.




Start saving people.




9. Electronic Message Scrolling Billboard: $89.95
I hooked up with a guy in college who had one of these in his apartment. I wish I just made that up.

And the thing I want the MOST from the SkyMall catalogue . . .

10.The I AM BLESSED Necklace: $199.95




I know it.




You know it.












Now help me let the world know it via 14K gold.