Monday, May 22, 2006
Think he’ll get the sarcasm if I send this out?
Dear Random Dude I’ve never met who reads my columns,
Sure, I’d love if you would come stay with me. I’ve always wanted to bang an outta town fan, can’t wait! Who knows, maybe we'll fall in love. I’ll call you with my address later. Oh, and don’t bother bringing condoms, I trust you baby!