thisisnotreallyablogforreal: I heat myspace bulletins

thisisnotreallyablogforreal

Friday, April 06, 2007

I heat myspace bulletins

From: ♥Filthy™

Date: Apr 6, 2007 12:59 AM

Subject: to the girl who steals stuff off my page

YOU SUCK AND I WANT TO STEP ON UR FOOT AND SQUISH UR TOES!!!!
and ur HATER EMAILS ABOUT HOW IM SUCHA HOMEWRECKING WHORE ARE FUCKING SILLY CUZ ITS OBVIOUS U DONT KNOW WHAT THE FUCK UR TALKING ABOUT! GO WORK ON UR OWN DAMN LIFE SHIT!


I was actually clicking on a "real" friend's bulletin but opened this instead. So glad I did.

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There's fun picture of me in The Apiary as Leibya Rogers.

I'm performing as her in The Shark Show's Funny Battle of the Bands

this Saturday
Mo Pitkins
8pm

Her EP is almost done and I've finally set a date for a solo show for her (with some special guests of course) June 7th.

New Best Night Ever podcast is up:



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I was thumbing through an old notebook and found a bunch of entries titled "Male Comic Quotes" I used to, and I admit still do, write down things male comedy people say to me that frustrate/annoy/entertain me.

Here are a couple of gems:

"Well the men are laughing cause they want to fuck you, and the women are laughing cause they have vaginas too. It's a win, win for you."

"You know what you need to do, show more cleavage."

"Don't do songs with guitar. People are going to think you're a prop comic. Sarah Silverman does songs, find another niche."
posted by Mindy at 8:00 AM

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